And if I was from Paris

*Go ahead, shake your ass to this song...I dare you NOT to!*

"If I was a man I'd make my move

If I was a blade I'd shave you smooth

If I was a judge I'd break the law

And if I was from Paris,

 
if I was from Paris

 
I would say

oOh La La La La La La"

(I'm rocking a vintage hat from Reminiscence NYC, $18; old Victoria's Secret Pink tank top; Michael Kors pants, $20 Bloomingdales outlet; Consignment shop jacket, $5)