If you're dating a Jersey girl, raise your hand. If not, raise your standards :)

(Lili Petrus for Express brocade blazer, VERY long time ago; NY F'in' City t-shirt, $6 on Canal St; Escada Sport high-waisted jeans, $10 TJ Maxx clearance ohh yeahhhhh; Jeffrey Campbell Lita platform boots, $160 on Solestruck.com)

Happy Hump Day, Bitches!